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You know you’ve tried the bug sprays, you left small poisonous cupcakes out for them, you’ve called the exterminator and every wizard in the phone book, but despite your attempts, you just can’t get rid of these darn elves. You know. I bet, you know, you’

Ok, all you überblogs, I’ve logged your [except Liloo’s] little xml syndication links in my handy NetNewsWire Lite and so now you [except Liloo] can’t make a move without me knowing. Nor can you post any links to any bunnies performing the exorcist in 30 seconds weeks before me, without me knowing it. Happy, Romy? Besides, I’ve got to keep my eye on Lonnie. I’m desperately waiting for him to start the WTF Episode 23 story. Or become a librarian. Whichever comes first.
Sorry those of you who are not über, or don’t yet know you are über, just had to get a little admin business out of the way. And that being said, I really don’t have that much more to say. I’m making very little progress on my bookclub book Five Quarters of Orange because, so far, it’s been a whole lot of recipies. French recipes. But I am sure it will get better. I can’t make myself finish Lamb, because I know how that story ends and I don’t want Joshua [aka Jesus] to die!! Sorry, no happy ending for Jesus, I’m afraid.
Oh, but I did get official “buy off” from management to plan a Team Building “Lunch” at the Cinerama on June 4th, the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. It’ s one of those “lunches” that lasts a few hours and is comprised of popcorn, soda, and maybe a hot dog or nachos. mmmmm… TASTY!! I’ve seen the last two Harry Potter movies at just such a team building “lunch.” It’s a tradition. See, traditionally, when I really want to see something, I plan a “lunch.” That’s the way it works. That’s why there were no “lunches” for the second and third LOTR’s movies. That’s right… I’m saying it… I didn’t like the first LOTR movie. So sue me.
You know what I need to see? Van Helsing. A: Hugh Jackman B: Vampires C: vampire slayer-fu and D: Hugh Jackman.

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told you bunnies would take over the world, AND THEY HAVE!

I went to LA to visit Fee one Halloween, with my friend CanadianDeb. [that’s not her real name, but we need to differentiate her from EvilDeb]. The three of us went to a halloween party at the home of her then boss. In a lovely house in the Hollywood hills that I think made Fee a bit bitter. About salaries and such. Anyway, her boss at the time was British. Still is. He’s just no longer her boss. He was also, at the time, kinda drunk. His house was decorated in a most excellent manner, and the three of us found ourselves in a little room that was playing theme song to the Exorcist over and over in the background. I can’t remember what that is called… something bells? Anyway, her boss, the drunk british guy, found out that Fee had never seen the Exorcist. And I think he was torn between wanting her to see it, and thinking it was not a good idea. Because, you see, that movie is “dead scary.” Possibly too dead scary for our little Fee, who is startled by bugs and owns bunnies. Oh but it’s “BRILLIANT, but DEAD SCARY!!” Well, I think we can safely say that we might have found a way to rectify the situation, because my friend Dr. Stevil has pointed me to The Exorcist, performed by bunnies. In 30 seconds.
By the way, from then on, her old boss was referred to as Dead Scary.
BRILLIANT!!

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