I’m taking out the boring ones, like “i,” “a,” and “the.” I am also x’ing out some letters of a popular talk radio jock I hate, but shows up on the top search keywords every damn month.
- pussycat
- faster
- banana
- likxs
- tom
- type
- red
- rejected
- sex
- sexy
- porn
- girls
- squishy
- agent
- provocateur
- fuck
- pictures
- tape
- babysitter
- jodi
- mp3
- love
- make
- download
- baby
Sexy Banana! You’ve got to ask yourself, “what does that say about me?”
ooooh – search technology. you know how much i love that =) i think you should have a 50-word fiction challenge with some requirement of X number of words from the search list. (i.e. “The _babysitter_ said to the _squishy_ child, ‘I’ll _tape_ your little _red_ mouth shut if you _make_ another sound. _Tom_ is coming over.’ The _baby_ wished he could speak so he could say something like, ‘_Fuck_ you, you _agent_ of Satan, but all that came out was something like, ‘likxs.'”)
I don’t need to!! You just did it! It’s genius!
but that would be an awesome challenge for next week.
so what the heck is “likxs” anyway?
it’s the last name of a talk radio disc jockey i do not like, but mentioned in ONE STORY, and now he is always in my top searches. i don’t know why. i guess nobody else must talk about him. replace the “x” with a “u”
What, no Vibrator Cozy?