Hey kids… we continue our sin theme with sloth. My favorite. I’ll be away all day, so I look forward to your stories when I return. Please…. write me stories, I’ll need something happy by the time I get home.

Orientation

She met with Satan first.

“I’m going to be honest with you, I’m not sure you have what it takes to make it down here. Sloth? That’s it?”

She shrugged listlessly. “One time I ate three boxes of girl scout cookies in an afternoon.”

“Gluttony! Now we’re talking!”